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Clock Legends Clock Legends

Rated 4 / 5 stars

one question

what the hell is the point of collecting the peggys? nothing happens at the end if you do or dont?


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

where to begin, where to begin

you are a great flash programer, no diggity. However you suck at making games. Now dont take this the wrong way but try making movies, or at least lowering your standards, there are maximum limits at wich computers functions, there is a limit to how much information broadband can transmit, and there is a limit to how many times you can click a mouse in a second, FURTHER MORE there are limits to human capacity, i mean JESUS WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, if anything this woulda made a great flash movie, here are some improvements that might make the game slightly more enjoyable then getting your should popped outa socket, getting slammed up against a locker, then being sodomized by a 400 pound phillipino man, please people just trust me on this one! do one of the followin, ADD TO THE TIME LINE,thats simple enough, MAKE RELOAD TIMES DOABLE, in most levels the time it takes you to reload is 67% of the total time aloted, not to mention you have to have 100% accuracy, MAKE THE TARGETS BIGGER, MAKE FIRERATES AND AMMO CLIPS REASONABLE, MAKE THE GAME MORE FUN, REPLACE MY DAMN MOUSE YOU CUNT!!!! Seriously people unless you have 1. beat zelda majoras mask without a game guid and enjoyed it 2. beat contra shattered soldier on hard not dying once 3. Beat GGXX with zappa on very hard and got the defeat faust ending 4.Have been able to listen to a barbera striesand vinyl for over 7 hours 5.have had the above listed philipino mess happen to you 6.woken up next to a notoriously gay man 7. can thread a needle blindfolded with the needle and your hands forced into your rectum, 8. at one point in your life break both legs and cut off one finger in a week, 9 sit through a 24 hour "air battle rave" marathon 10, listen to a lecture by that one historian Mr. Beck (first name i have forgotten)
also it doesnt hurt to be the nes world champion wrestling champion of ohio. finall to anyone who is still reading DONT PLAY OR REVIEW THIS GAME NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!
and net terminator, please for the love of god switch over to making movies